Used Condom
 by JC
(Tunelist)

Well I returned from my vacation
Been gone quite a while
I was incredibly tired
I couldn't drive another mile
Walked into my apartment and I looked all around
I couldn't believe the hideous sight that I found
Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee, this is
Definitely something I did not want to see

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A used condom
There on the wall
A used condom
Getting ready to fall
A used condom
Probly been there a week
The stories it could tell baby, if only it could speak}

So I called up my friend Jeffrey
He said, "Hey man, what's up"
Then I told him 'bout the condom
Man my dander was up
Looked over at the condom
Tried to flick it off the wall
Then I looked at it more closely
And I saw it was really small
Looks like I found me a clue
But searchin' for the owner's somethin'
I don't want to do

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[GUITFIDDLE SOLO}

Then Jeffrey said, "Hey dude man,
Don't get all pissed off
But I was at your apartment
On the night you took off
My girlfriend was there
And man we just couldn't wait
Sorry 'bout the mess
But it was worth it - she was great"
Oh jeepers, or darn, oh heck
When I catch up with Jeffrey
I'm gonna break his neck

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