REHEARSAL TUNES

D TUNING

RIFF#1{
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A---2-0-----0---------2-0---7-5-4-5-
D02-----6-0---6-0-02-----6----------}

I sit around and watch the tube but nothing's on
I change the channel's for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit                             D
In the house with unlocked doors and I'm fucking lazy

{Chorus:
B        A        E            B
Bite my lip and close my eyes
               A         E
Take me away to paradise
B                 A             E       B
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
                        A
so I smell like shit}

RIFF#2{
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D---2--2----0------------------------
A----02-2-2--4-2-0------------------
D02-----------------------------------}x2

[RIFF#1 . . .]
Peel me off this Velcrow seat
And get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street D
I've locked the doors to my own cell and I've lost the key

[CHORUS]

E              D
I've got no motivation.
E              D
Where is my motivation?
E              D
No time for the motivation.
E                 D      B . . .
Smoking my inspi-ration.
A . E .
B . . .       A . E .
B . . .       A . E .
B . . .       A . A .

[RIFF#2] . .
I sit around and watch the phone
But no ones calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
[RIFF#1]
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got                  D
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonely

B        A        E            B
Bite my lip and close my eyes
                A         E
Take me away to paradise
B                 A             E       B
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
               A    E             B
And loneliness has to subside
           A        E            B
Bite my lip and close my eyes
                           A               E
Slowly slipping away to paradise
B              A         E        B                           A
Some say "Quit, or I'll go blind" but it's just a myth}

[RIFF#2] . . .

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